Friday, January 8, 2010

pawas neer and the curse of resolutions....II

sorry folks.....
sorry for being late....i have no idea whats been keeping me busy...but surely i was as busy as the pakistani terrorists (btw, they have been killing 6 ppl everyday, their average is better than A-Rod...or in desi language better than dhoni batting second....all the pun intended)..but i was busy alrite...but it happens if everyday in ur life is as frustratious as mine...

anywaz lets continue where we left last time....ah i see u frowning...no i m nt letting u go....

yes i remember quite well the agonizing and somewhat fun resolutions prescribed to me by one sanjana jha...(yes, my long lost friend...i knw u r laughing there but i m laughin harder sanj, cause its snowing terribly out there...yes i knw...damn,trust me, i wrk in a newspaper for god's sake, girl)....

ok i m getting distracted......so lets come back to the main bussiness.....ah, the resolutions...nw some of u have been asking about callin them cursed....that reminds me that i have to curse those been readin my posts bt nt commenting on then.....(bad people, ha ha ha).....these resolutions are cursed as they have been given to me by.....ha ha ha...ok not u....but these resolutions are so tough.... (think abt combing ur hair daily, its tough man)....and the actual reason that these resolutions are so cursed that i ve tried...and failed time and again to abide by them in past...this year i ve u and of crse my long lost friend to sqeeze me through them....
ok ok...its been much ado abt nothing so far..so here it goes....

5. i have to, stay closer to my cellphone, pick up more calls and use less and less of my phone on meeting mode....simply i shoud be avalible when somebody calls....

6. i have to write my blog more regularily....

7. i have to restart writing and poetry....i must produce one piece of litereture(?) every week....

8. last and the most important and tough one....i have to stay away from my friends for a month (which means no calls, no contact, no milna-julna for 30 days)...sanjana has set this one as my ultimate test....i get to choose the time...any time in the year....and i m totally dreading doing that....but i still think i can pull this one off.....

so now u know why these resolutions are so 'cursed'.....
hoping u will share ur truest feeling about them.....

so far i ve been maintaining a 100 percent track record....ok i have been excused bathing till minimum temp. in delhi returns to over 10 degree celcius......

i hope u will witness, oversee and control the fulfillment of these resolutions....

urs falsely
pawas neer............


1 comment:

चन्दन कुमार said...

really telling i wana give u gali.....got it right, to abuse..but the finally would say ultimate resolutions...truly..was laughing when reading ur this ultimate piece..... you are the Cromwell, but u know sanjana abandoned u in a fog of uncertainty. (kiding.......)but really.....yar u said such a thing most important thing in such a manner that i do not have any specificword to describe your.....way of thinking